Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.