Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...