The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...