Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Texan farmer travels
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Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...