There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...