A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
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61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...