Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...