Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...