When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
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Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
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Famous Beer Quotes!
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What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
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Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
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Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
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