Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...