What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...