Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...