How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Work for an operator
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Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...