Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...