Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
What do you call a…
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Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
I did all of that?
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Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Addicted to Internet Porn
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