Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...