Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...