Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...