Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...