Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...