Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...