This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...