How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
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Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
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Meet the Schitts!
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