The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...