A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...