Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...