A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...