A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...