yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.