Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...