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A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...