British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...