Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
What is his occupation?
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Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Blonde screen door
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Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!