Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...