What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
English to Chinese Translation!
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Help me Doc!
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