Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...