Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
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OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
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A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...