Newfie goes skydiving
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What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...