Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...