Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...