She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...