A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!