Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...