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Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
cross a spider and an elephant
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Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Analysis of A Man
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elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...