On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...