Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!