Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...