Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...