Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...