What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...