Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...